2day c the 终极一班 d epi 19 lw...aaa...almost finish le...so nice man!!!the song 给我你的爱,我突然觉得很好听...haha...love Tank...hehe...okla...start my quote...
Facebook quote:
Dear xxx, Your Love quote for Today is :
My love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, both are infinite. (William Shakespeare[haiz...gt it...]
xxx just got a love quote
"Which way are you going? The left one where there is nothing right? Or the right one, where there is nothing left?"
[我早就迷失方向了]
xxx just know Sweet Love Quote for Today!
xxx love quote for today is
'It is not night when I do see your face.' - William Shakespeare
[when will u cum out?2day 2 shakespeare...haha]
Ling opened a fortune cookie and her fortune was:
"You will live a long, happy life.
[hope so la]
如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓。
基于这个原则下,那麼……
渴望爱情=不知死活
物色对象=活得不耐烦了
相亲=為自己的墓地看风水
爱慕=大限之期不远了
表白=自掘坟墓
拒绝=迴避死神
谈恋爱=玩命
写情书=為自己的墓地分期付款
分手=死里逃生
破镜重圆=该来的还是要来
求婚=要求自杀
储蓄结婚基金=投保寿险
订婚=一只脚已经踏进了棺材
结婚=双双殉情
第三者=盗墓
移情别恋=迁墓
离婚=彊尸复活
订婚宴客=追悼会
结婚宴客=超渡法会
亲朋好友=奔丧大队
包红包=慰问金
公证结婚=由法院出具死亡证明
集体结婚=集体自杀
结婚热潮=争先恐后赶著去死
理想的结婚对象=人间净土
结婚多次的人=輪迴投胎
婚友社=葬仪社
婚姻专家=公墓管理员
结婚纪念日=清明扫墓日
一般状况结婚=寿终正寝
闪电结婚=猝死
先上车后补票=爽死
奉子成婚=死前留种
对结婚犹豫不决=生死一瞬间
假结婚=装死
异国之恋=客死他乡
女人诱惑男人=最毒妇人心
男人诱惑女人=无毒不丈夫
[还可以看的啦]
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